i write things for
big brands


This is not fake news

I lived on a rock in the middle of the ocean for five years. I didn't know what a copywriter was before I became one. Then, I wrote an award-winning Nike social campaign.

I've been mastering word play and dispelling rumors about millennials ever since. Now, you can find me building brands for Fortune 500s, advocating for humanity, making less copy mean more, and wooing Pancake the office dog.



My advertising life

Lots of clients: U.S. Soccer, Nike, Station Resorts & Casinos, NRG, Amazon, Microsoft, Travel New Zealand and more.

Skills: Writing everything under the sun, content strategy, scriptwriting, web/app launches, pitching, B2B/B2C/Human-Human messaging, branding workshops, social, concepting, and making designers happy with my keynotes.

Favorite quote: "If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else." — Yogi Berra.

"She is an amazing writer, team leader and star-quality human. Be warned: Her always-on positive attitude is infectious."

— Kara Benton, Freelance CD & Badass

Business stories for humans


Work hard,
play harder

When I'm not inside four walls behind a computer, you can find me swimming across bodies of water (sometimes between Hawaiian islands), SUP'ing, hiking the ever-precious Gorge, attempting to surf, chasing the sun, and coffee shop hunting.